We are heartbroken to announce the untimely death of our beloved Plab. He passed away last Saturday, May 30th 2020. Witnesses say he died doing what he loved: overdosing on ketamine and running down schoolchildren in his Toyota Prius. He was a beloved son, brother, father of many illegitimate children, drug dealer, and homosexual lover. We have loved him in life, let us not forget him after death.