Testimonials

"Plab is the light of my life. I would kill for Plab."

-M, 19, UK

"Plab is so fucking cute and sweet."

-M, 17, UK

"Plab looks like a stress ball that grew a tearzahs mouth."

-M, 15, USA

"It's only thanks to [REDACTED] I know Plab exists and that there might be others like his kind out in the oceans"

-M, 22, USA

"Plab gives me the heebie jeebies. I fear Plab."

-F, 51, UK

"Well I'm not kissing it, that's for sure"

-M, 63, UK

"thtas how kylie jenner actually looks irl"

-F, 19, USA

"Plab is Love, Plab is Life"

-M, 18, ID

"Plab has a piss kink pass it on"

-F, 16, USA

"I would let Plab suck my toes"

-F, 16, UK

"Hmm Plab is a good lad"

-T, 19, UK

"hot"

-F, 16, UK

"please help. i'm being helped in captive and I can't escape. plab is the only thing i've seen for weeks, they won't stop showing me images of him saying that 'he's the new god' and 'you will only need him'. i don't kn-oh shit. they're coming."

-F, 15, USA

"plab is the reason i still want to wake up in the morning. if it wasnt for plab, i would've had 10 more mental breakdowns."

-NB, 13, UK

"How many bones do plab have"

-F, 15, USA

"I never thought I could fall in love. I have always been a lonely soul, being on my own and having very little people to talk to. But, I met Plab - and my life changed. I fell in love instantly. I now am in a loving relationship with Plab and we are doing amazing together and I love the way Plab treats me. We're thinking of having kids."

-F, UK

"were you watching a video of the news covering bomb threat at fox"

-USA

"listen, i really dont know what the fuck this weird fucking fish thing is but it looks pretty cool. it might be my new fetish. anyways, i kinda wanna fuck it. well, besides that, i was forced to do this aswell. do i get paid for this?"

-M, 16, HR

"[REDACTED] please stop im actually kinda scared by it.. o.o"

-M, 17, FR

"You don't message me in a week and this is the first thing you send me?"

-F, 16, USA

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT WHAT THE FUCK?"

-M, 19, ES

"is that a ni**afish lmao"

-M, 20, USA

"plab
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plab"

-Billy Mays

"wtf is this? is this a cult"

-NB, 14, UK

"do i have to put my age"

-F, US

"you're fucking dumb"

-F, 15, UK

"DFKGJHDFKUGIOJFSGJIDLFKGKHFGJBDHGIUOZSHFVUOIDFKJMGHDFIJG WHAYTTRHYEFCYUIK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

-NB, 19

"I have never been more confused and concerned in my entire life"

-F, 16, UK

"Punish me plab daddy for i am gill-ty"

-F, 67, UKR

"HIT👊OR YIFF🦊, I GUESS🤔THEY NEVER🚫YIFF🐾HUH? YOU😲GOT✔️A FUR-FRIEND🙊 I BET🎰HE DOESN'T🙅KNOT💄💦YA! POP 💋 HE GON'👉GLOMP🤗ANOTHER😐GIRL💃AND HE WON'T🚫MISS YA! 😪 HE GON'😋POUNCE 🐅AND GO OWO LIKE WHAT😏IS THIS?🍆 NYA~ 😻"

-M, 19

"plab has a vore fetish he told me himself"

-M, 16, RO

"Plab is beautiful lmao"

-F, 15, UK

"my friend hasnt spoken to me in almost two weeks plab what are you hiding give me back my friend"

-M, 69, CN

"これは何ですかー ああくそ、私の母は目が覚めたーお願い助けて"

-M, 16, JP

"It hurts"

-M, 43, PL

"Hello, my name is [REDACTED]. I'm 23 from the USA. But sometimes I wonder, where is Plob from? Where is his origin? Are we gonna get a story based on him? A wikipedia page? I just want to see my boy again. Every night I masturbate to thoughts of him, of where he's at, wrapping his [REDACTED] around my [REDACTED] and [REDACTED]. It's so hot to think about that, but I know it's fiction until I finally meet my true idol. I love you, Plob. Please come visit me one day at [REDACTED]."

-M, 20, US

"Plab is simply fantastic and should be shown and praised by everyone. He is peak beauty."

-F, 13, PE

"誰か助けて"

-M, JP

"[REDACTED]"

-F, 15, KR

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-M, 19, KP

"Who is this Plab , I want to date them"

-M, 20, UK

"............."

-F, 9, USA

"[REDACTED], can you please go outside and get some real social activity. i know you're homeschooled and all but you really need to meet real friends. please, i don't even think that's a real animal."

-F, 38, USA

"Bruv , I love you like my own sibling but the bloody fuck is that my g"

-M, 19, UK

"It looks like a fish with a tooth"

-M, 47, USA

"I think Plab is ace. I'd like to eat Plab. That's a whole lotta fish."

-M, 53, UK

"He's cute in his own way, I suppose. I wouldn't eat him."

-F, 58, UK

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